Goose Squeaker
Goose Squeaker
The noise is the whole product. A goose honk is not a squeak — it is loud, it is silly, and it is the sound that makes a bored dog get up off the floor.
What it does
- Honks rather than squeaks when bitten
- Soft bite-resistant body — softer than a hard chew, tougher than a stuffed toy
- Eight colours
Who it is for
Dogs who have gone off their usual toys. A new noise often restarts interest where a new shape does not.
Fair warning
It is loud, and a dog who likes the noise will make it repeatedly. This is not the toy for a small flat or a shared wall.
As with any soft toy, it is not for a dedicated destroyer — once the body is open, the sound unit inside should not be within reach.
In the box
One goose.
Choose your quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
Add R 700 or more to the basket and you can pick one.
-
De-Shedding Glove
-
Penguin Hair Remover Roller
-
Cooling Bandana, Pair
-
Car Seat Belt Tether
-
Collapsible Travel Bowls, Pair
No code to enter. One gift per order, while stocks last.
How do I use it?
How do I use it?
Give it to him and stand back.
It honks rather than squeaks when he bites it. Put it away when you need quiet, and check the body now and again for splits.
What it does not do
What it does not do
It is not for a dedicated destroyer. Once the body is open, the sound unit inside should not be within reach.
It is loud, and a dog who likes the noise will make it repeatedly. This is not the toy for a small flat or a shared wall.
Colours
Colours
Made in eight colours. If a particular colour matters, email us before you order and we will tell you what we have.
Delivery and returns
Delivery and returns
Dispatched from Cape Town. Rates and timeframes are on the shipping page. Unused and still in its packaging goes back within 30 days, no restocking fee.
Collapsible content
Sizing
Measure, do not guess. Where a product has sizes, the chart is in the description above, with the exact measurement each size is based on. If your animal falls between two sizes, message us before ordering rather than after.
Delivery
We ship anywhere in South Africa. Rates and timeframes are on the shipping page. Made-to-order items are produced after you order, so they take longer than the rest of the range.
Returns
Faulty or damaged is on us, including the return postage. Change of mind is covered on the returns page. Personalised items cannot be returned for change of mind, which is why we confirm the spelling and size with you in writing first.
What we do not claim
Nothing we sell treats, prevents or cures anything. These are aids, not veterinary care. Where we have not measured something ourselves, the description says so rather than repeating the supplier's word for it.
A honk, not a squeak
Loud, silly, and the noise that restarts interest in a dog who has gone off his usual toys.
Honks when bitten
The sound is a goose honk rather than a squeak, and it is loud.
Soft but tougher
A soft bite-resistant body: softer than a hard chew, tougher than a stuffed toy.
A new noise
A new sound often restarts interest where a new shape does not.
The numbers
Why buy it here
The difference is what we are willing to write down
Most listings for these products are the supplier’s own copy, pasted. Here is what changes when somebody has actually handled the thing.
Pet Sanctuary
A typical marketplace listing
A closer look
Thirty days to decide it was the right call
Try it at home. If it is not what the page led you to expect, tell us within 30 days and we will sort out a return on anything unused. We would rather answer a question now than process a return later, so ask first.
30-day returns, no restocking fee
Ask us about sizing before you buy
Questions people actually ask
About this product, delivery and returns. If yours is not here, email us before you buy rather than after.
This product
Delivery
Returns
How loud is it?
Loud. A dog who likes the noise will make it over and over, so it is not the toy for a shared wall.
Can a strong chewer have it?
Not unsupervised. Once the body is open, the sound unit inside should not be within reach.
Can I choose the colour?
It is made in eight colours. Email us before you order if a particular one matters.
How long does delivery take?
2 to 4 working days to most South African addresses, dispatched from Cape Town. You get a tracking number when the parcel is collected, not when the order is placed.
What if it is wrong when it arrives?
Tell us within 30 days and we will sort out a return on anything unused and in its packaging. No restocking fee. Personalised items are the exception, which is why we confirm the spelling with you first.
Are these vet recommended?
No. We will not put those words on a page without a named, consenting, registered vet who has actually reviewed the product, and we do not have one. Nothing here treats, prevents or cures anything. A distressed animal needs a vet, not a product page.